Gain 10 pounds in two months!

The secret on how to accomplish this would be to travel alot and stop at McD's for lunch and dinner while on the road! We have sadly eaten here more times this past month than we have all year. Secondly go from drinking pop once every couple of months to drinking two cans almost daily along with iced coffee from McD's. Pretty much just stop drinking water! That'll do it for ya! WOohoo for only have sweats that fit you now!!! Could I make money giving out this diet plan!?