Sitting in our sunroom, I can hear everything going on outside. It cracks me up when the kids threaten to tell on each other and then the offender will beg for mercy! This week, Zane said "I'm telling on you" and a neighbor girl runs to stop him saying "Wait, wait. Are you ok? Oh let me see. It will be ok. Don't you want to be a tough boy. When you get hit, just say, Oh I'm tough, that didn't hurt!" haha. He quickly got over it...it was an accidental kick from swinging anyway. Like I would have done a darn thing if he would have told!
2 minutes prior however, the neighbor said "Zane, if you take your underwear off, I'll let you swing on my swing." I quickly said nope and threatened not being able to play after that one. You would have thought they would have realized I can hear everything after that one...
When taking Zane to sonshine school, I was telling him how he was getting too big too fast. He excitedly informed me, "I know, I'm going to eat all my lunch and grow really really big so I can reach the gummies without climbing on the cabinets!" You have such high dreams buddy! Wait. What?
5 hours later when it was quiet time in bed, he said "Actually, I don't want to get bigger because I won't be able to hold you mommy" (of course he mean I wont be able to hold him) Aww. Ditto.
I just realized he REALLY IS climbing up the cabinets and getting gummies. I heard him trying to open it on his bed! He is waking up and going and getting them before I am awake! They are now on the refrigerator!
Avery cracks me up when it is time for her to clean her room. She is full of drama, that girl!! Last time we cleaned it, she said "Oh man, I wish I had a boyfriend I could live with so I didn't have to clean me room." WHAT?! Surely this didn't come from Qubo??! And the only big person show we'll watch together (and rarely) is America's got talent! I'm scared to have a teenager. Really. Terrified.
Nothing sounds more awesome than hearing your children sing "I don't wanna spend my spend my whole life askin, What if I had had given everything. Instead of going through the motions!" at the top of their lungs! It's much more beautiful than "You are beautiful my sweet sweet saw. Nu uh, It's song. No its not, you are wrong, It's saw. Stop it. You don't know anything. It's song. AHHH. UGH...."
If anyone sees Wes, be sure and tell him how awesome he looks! He's been getting up early to work out a little before work. He's also drinking V8 tomato nastiness as a snack these days. Barf-o-rama. Very much encouraging his motivation here, however, he bought a package of cookies before he started his new eating plan. They keep talking to me. Everyday. Maybe i'll have a neighborhood cookies at the park party?
Off to be nonproductive. My favorite thing about Tuesday's and Thursdays. You people who blog about having time to work out, clean the whole house, run errands...and sound excited about it!? What? Not me. I do a lot of NOTHING and THAT is much more exciting. I probably won't get away with it for long. It is going to be hard convincing Wes we need to hire my sister to clean the house when I have these days off. Welp, I'm going to enjoy it while I can!